Fort rule #1: There is only one rule. Do what I say, when I say or get the $%&@ out!

There is only one rule. Do what I say, when I say or get the $%&@ out!
I didn't want to use such harsh language, but I want to be sure to get my point across.

I thought I stopped having b-day's after I turned 25....

Awe crap...another birthday.

Vegas BABY!
I want to get my friends together and take off to Vegas for the weekend after my B-day.

Spend the day with my kids
Order pizza and make cheese french fries (my favs), stay home and watch movies and invite family members over.

I'm turning 35, there's nothing else I can think of...
I'm too old now. I would say that I would like to spend it with my significant other, but there is no significant other. I'll probably never find anyone, anyway.

A tat for a week? Yeah, only if you're a chion (sissy)!

Tattoos?

Dude's, I already have permanent tats.